I open the door and discover a bunch of goats in front of my house. I grab the biggest by the hind legs and check it out. I don't see any ownership markings. Hm, very strange. I check the goat. It's fat and strong. Yummy. Maybe I should make Mongolian BBQ, boodog. I grab the fattest goat and slit the throat. read more
Quora User, hypothetical scenarist. Answered Nov 29, 2017 · Author has 202 answers and 6.3m answer views. read more
If you don’t do this within the first few months of their life, the meat tastes like dirty socks. And trying to coerce an intact billy goat to diligently eat weeds all day without busting out of the fence is a laughable thought at best. read more