Can drinking a lot of Mountain Dew really make you shrink?

Wha? I'm sorry for laughing, but the concept that anything consumable could cause shrinkage just seems so impossible. I suspect someone has 'fed you a line' for an ulterior motive. Probably that they wanted the Mountain Dew that you were about to drink. read more

Probably that they wanted the Mountain Dew that you were about to drink. Or a concern that you are drinking an unhealthy amount of soda. It won't make you shrink, but your teeth will absorb the yellow dye and the empty calories are definitely bad for your health. read more

Mountain Dew will DEFINITELY shrink your penis. But only temporarily, and if it's very cold and you dip your penis into a glassfull of it. The coldness will make your penis temporarily shrink, but when it warms it will return to normal size. read more

rumors like the ones quoted above about a popular brand of lemon-lime soda have been circulating for several years now. The first clue to its questionable veracity is the variety of reported effects: Drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your testicles. Or decrease your sperm count. Or cause your penis to grow smaller. read more