Chuck Norris vs. Dos Equis Guy, who would win?

Let's get ready to rummmmmmblllllllllllllllllle!!!! All comments below are lifted from the Official Chuck Norris Facts site, and the Facebook page for Dos Equis Man. Round One.. Chuck Norris has tears that could cure cancer.. read more

If he wanted to. Dos Equis Man never begs, but when his lovers do, he prefers to drink Dos Equis. Edge, Norris, 10-9. Round Seven.. Dos Equis Man bowls. Overhand. Chuck Norris can tango. Alone. Edge, Norris, 10-9. Round Eight.. Chuck Norris uses the Shake Weight and Total Gym. No one laughs. 9-1-1 calls Dos Equis Man for help. Edge, DEM, 10-9. Round Nine.. read more

Dos Equis and Chuck Norris stalemate. The Old Spice man dies a horrible and painful death. read more