Did Queen Elizabeth II kill anyone to get the throne?

Yes (Assuming you mean Elizabeth II). What happened is, Queen Elizabeth II's child of incest ascended to the throne after her husband died following a hunting accident. However, this child was a little rodent that everybody wanted dead, and eventually a monk-type and a pimp assassinate him. read more

The wimp committed suicide after a mad LSD trip made him think his window was an elevator and Cers- I mean, Queen Elizabeth II, ascended to the throne. Of course she didn’t kill anyone. That’s just mad. read more

Queen Elizabeth has taken several bad moves of protocol (slaps in the face) by Princess Diana, but This One Was The Last Straw! The Time And Place Of Contract Was Assigned, Most Likely Via MI-5, By Queen Elizabeth II. In Paris, France. read more

In 1981, a 17-year-old New Zealand teenager named Christopher John Lewis tried to kill Queen Elizabeth by shooting at her motorcade, new documents reveal. The queen was in Dunedin, New Zealand, on an official royal visit, but this turn of events was revealed when the country's spy agency, the Security Intelligence Service (SIS), released a previously classified report to New Zealand news outlet Stuff. read more