Did the cassowaries stay neutral during the Great Emu War?

The cassowaries are actually Swedish immigrants from centuries ago, they carry neutrality in their DNA. Although there have been reports of stray cassowaries joining the emu forces, may were ostrichsized for their differences, and became cassowary (cast away) from their families for forsaking their neutrality. read more

at the start of the war, a pro-emu march on the cassowary capital was attempted by the UFBF militants, but it ultimately failed as none of the birds could figure out what a capital is. read more

So they did what any sensible person would do. They contacted their minister of defense and got some machine guns. Now, because the Australian government wasn’t crazy, they didn’t just give the machine guns to the citizens (most of whom could work them from WWI). No, instead they deployed military forces to combat the emu problem. read more

The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the latter part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. read more