Since the trilobites were among the most successful of all early animals, roaming the oceans for over 270 million years, I would suspect they tasted more like an ocean animal, shrimp, rather than chicken. read more
It has a special odor that some people like (like I do). Kinda chewy, and mostly served hot and spicy. Just don't think about what's been in there and you'll love it. read more
Trilobites were more closely related to spiders than crabs, so maybe they tasted like tarantula. Ostrich tastes like beef (I've had it), and duck and goose don't taste much like chicken either. Dinosaurs would no doubt have varied just as much. read more