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Did Woody Allen have any jokes about pets?

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From his "Standup Comic (1964-1968)" album: "When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was a dog - they got me an ant. read more

Souhitya Sen, Have watched over 25 Woody Allen films Answered Mar 23, 2018 · Author has 109 answers and 429.5k answer views It’s not directly related to “pet”, but it involves dog. read more

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. read more

(1975)Woody Allen has often written stories for the New Yorker magazine, as well as for Playboy, and his collected musings have been published in the volumes Getting Even, Without Feathers and Side Effects. read more