"Doing up the bum is what gay men do and a lot of straight men don't want people to think they're gay." But if there are no other men in the room and an object is being introduced by a woman, isn't it almost as heterosexual as sex can get? read more
I'm told by my many and various female suitors that the equation is, a rear that sticks out in back farther than one's arm can reach out front is a buttock too far. read more