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How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years. read more

Different People can answer it differently: - Steve Jobs: Just one. A Macintosh engineer will hold the bulb and the Universe will revolve around it to fit it in. - Bill Gates: None. read more

One to design a nuclear-powered light bulb that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of the USA using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch. read more

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