How many farts would the average person release in a lifetime?

dear god why??? okay I think the average number per day is like 14, so if the average tooter lives 72 years:(Fart Facts: 10 Facts About Farting - Oddee ) 72x365.25x14= 368172 toots in a lifetime. read more

The number of times the average person farts in their lifetime is: 36,956.25 x 14 = 517,387.5 So a person that farts the average of 14 times a day and lives to 81 farts 517,387.5 times in their life. read more

My lifetime isn't over yet; I haven't been keeping track; I have no intention of keeping track----- The average person farts roughly 25 times a day, multiply that by a year (365 days not including leap years) which gives 9, 125 farts a year. The estimated human life span is up to about 80. read more