How much does a polar bear weigh joke?

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Sometimes its hard to get to know or engage conversation with a girl you don't know. Getting into a conversation with a stranger is called "breaking the ice". Its a joke lol. Read the joke again and see if you get it. read more

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Offensive jokes are fine as long as they are still jokes. We do make exceptions for extremely offensive jokes. Keep the comment section civil and light hearted. read more

Thank you for doubling your subscription to polar bear facts. Polar bears, or “sea bears,” are the world’s largest land predators, weighing up to 600 kg (1300 lb.) and measuring up to 3 m (10 ft.) tall. On average they live to be about 25 years old, reaching sexual maturity at around 4 years. read more