How often do you eat oysters?

The last time I eat raw oysters were back in February 2016 and before that, I am unable to remember. So, my answer to “how often?” is “Probably once or twice a year. read more

I eat oysters throughout the year, if you were wondering. Twelve times in thirty days is my personal best. My goal is to be able to identify oysters as well as Julia Child could crab; she could identify where a Dungeness was caught. read more

And sure, some 18th-century dude named Casanova who says he slept with 122 women used to eat 50 oysters for breakfast. But that whole thing is just annoying and kind of gross, so don't talk about it if you want to be a charmingly quirky oyster person. read more