How to get rid of birds pooping on patio?

If you like having the birds there, then leave the nest. They might still return and build a new home, but keeping the nest there is a good way to improve the odds of them coming back. The swallows will remove old grass and feathers that were used to line the nest, and bring in new material along with fresh mud to patch the old place up. read more

Get a gun and shoot the annoying birds crapping on the furniture. Then, take some fishing line and hang the dead birds upside down by their feet. This method may create some odor problems so it will be best to kill a couple birds every few days and replace. read more