How would Doritos taste to a person from medieval times?

I never have time to relax, I'm too busy procrastinating. | Staff writer @TheOnion. Chicago. mattcrowley.net. Joined April .... We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime. 3:06 PM - 14 Jul 2015. read more

Well beef was rare so he would be quick to bite. Then I imagine his face turning sour as the poor quality of the food hits his taste buds. Medieval food may have been simpler and meat in general less abundant, but it was 100% organic at the very least, and not at all saturated with sugar like the McDonalds buns. read more

When speaking of medieval foods, most people think of one or two things: drab, tasteless foods, or the historically inaccurate meals served at medieval reenactments where patrons eat sans utensils while watching some sort of entertaining reenactment. read more

This flavor just makes common sense, and the fact that this was on the market and didn’t immediately change the Doritos choosing conversation from “cheddar or cool ranch” to “cheddar, cool ranch, or guacamole, oh, who am I kidding, let’s get all three, fat people die happier” means that we failed the Frito-Lay corporation as a society at some point in time. read more