The actual fact of the matter would be that you'd likely end up in a federal prison on civil rights charges, since dead people can no longer go to the church of their choice, eat at a restaurant of their choice, attend a theater of their choice, and so on. read more
I assume you are referring to the Idaho portion of Yellowstone National Park, where a jury trial could not comply with the sixth amendment, due to lack of available jurors that meet the constraints of living in the park and in Idaho. read more