if a goose attacks you you need to stay safe. in a fight your own safety is #1 priority, if that means you need to punch that dumb little bird that thought it would be a good idea to attack you then that’s it’s problem. read more
If a wild goose surprises you in your kayak, shut your eyes, turn your head away, and get hold of a shoulder (the top of the wing, where it meets the body). You can get your hand all the way around, and this will incapacitate the goose, and allow you to throw it away from you (if you’re still in your kayak and it’s still upright. read more