A collection of quotations and jokes, many of which are science-related. ... Really Cheap Thoughts .... A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?" A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Give me a beer — and a mop." A snake slithers into a bar and asks for a beer. read more
There are DOZENS of jokes about a rabbi, a priest and (usually) a minister in all sorts of situations - in the woods, camping, playing golf, in a bar - it is a whole genre of jokes. read more
" The rabbi says, "Yeah, I'd like a brandy." The bartender pours some brandy into a glass and slides it to him. read more
There are DOZENS of jokes about a rabbi, a priest and (usually) a minister in all sorts of situations - in the woods, camping, playing golf, in a bar - it is a whole genre of jokes. (I'm kind of partial to the one about the bear in the woods but my husband really likes the one about the samurai and the fly). read more