What are some favorite articles from The Onion?

"'I've heard some pretty stupid s*** in my time, but that has to take the cake," said Dr. Anderson Hunt, the attending physician. "Why would any kid think he could fire plastic missiles up his nose and expect them to come out his belly button? read more

A selection of the best articles from satirical online newspaper The Onion. Page One has the first 10 of the 25 selected. A selection of the best articles from satirical online newspaper The Onion. read more

Onion Inc., the owner of The Onion, one of the Internet's first satirical"news" websites, was invested in by Univision on Tuesday. The Spanish-speaking broadcast network is now a minority investor in the media company. read more