Comedy Central Jokes - Dog With No Legs - Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn. read more
A: It doesn't matter -- he's not going to come anyway. read more
Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. read more