A simple “excuse me” is fine in a public bathroom. If it's a really horrendous fart, maybe a simple one-liner joke. “Excuse me, too many beans last night!” Speaking of horrendous farts; this question reminds me of a wonderful practical joke I saw on late night cable television. The fart from hell! read more
A simple “excuse me” is fine in a public bathroom. If it’s a really horrendous fart, maybe a simple one-liner joke. “Excuse me, too many beans last night!” Speaking of horrendous farts; this question reminds me of a wonderful practical joke I saw on late night cable television. The fart from hell! I couldn’t sleep and was channel surfing. read more
Farting at the urinal ranks among the top public restroom power moves — right up there with firmly placing your hands on your hips while peeing, or audibly groaning in the stall. But just as the unspoken rules of saddling up to the stall right next to someone else (or worse, taking a peek), audible farts in restrooms have an unspoken stigma. read more