This Friday, Café Society, the latest release from writer/director/comic godhead Woody Allen, waltzes into theaters — the 47th feature Allen has directed over a career spanning 50 years. read more
-Woody Allen; My wife and I thought we were in love but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen; My parents stayed together for 40 years but that was out of spite . -Woody Allen; Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home taking a bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.-Woody Allen; You can always find more on Best Funny - Best Funny Quotes . read more
The Quote: "I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. read more
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