There is, in fact, a Jewish Chanukah armadillo ritual so secret that it is unknown to even the most knowledgeable Jews on Quora. Only Jews in Texas know about it, and we are all sworn to secrecy. read more
Anyway, there is no relationship whatsoever between an armadillo and the celebration of Hanukkah. The question is posed due to an episode of “Friends” where Ross has his son, Ben, for the holidays, and deciding to teach him about Hanukkah. read more
The Holiday Armadillo, as Ross comes up with, is Santa’s south of the border friend who teaches Ben (and the rest of the gang) about the importance and history of Hanukkah. read more