What kind of sunglasses did Kim Jong Il wear?

Kim Jong-Il was blessed by the forces of the Most Blessed High Jedi with laser vision. The Force was always with him. He was able to manufacture sunglasses while playing golf in Pebble Beach using just his laser vision and sand. read more

The Force was always with him. He was able to manufacture sunglasses while playing golf in Pebble Beach using just his laser vision and sand. (Kim Jong-Il discovered the planet Pluto and developed the Theory of Relativity in his spare time.) He does not merely wear sunglasses - unlike other human beings who are mere mortals. read more

Kim Jong-un has been pictured greeting North Korea's athletes as they returned home from the East Asian Games this week. In the photos, released by the state news agency, the supreme leader is wearing sunglasses which, although he has worn sunglasses on one or two occasions in the past, is unusual. read more

But a closer look at what's reflected in Kim's lenses reveals Sunmu's message; hunger-stricken people fleeing bare soil while soldiers point guns at their backs. "Kim Jong Il knows how miserable the people live. But he blinds himself behind those black sunglasses he loves to wear in public," Sunmu said. read more