What words would you use to describe mayonnaise?

Smooth, creamy, lightly tart, unctuous, tangy, gloppy, unapologetically oleaginous. Then there's this sweeter Japanese-style ersatz Kewpie, or proper garlicky Spanish alli-olli, or spicy mayo, sushi bar-style. Everything You Can Do With a Jar of M... read more

Tragically, the White Menace remains legal in all fifty states. In protest, here are fifty ways you can describe mayonnaise and other mayonnaise-based products. 1. Gross 2. Disgusting 3. Nauseating 4. Revolting 5. Atrocious 6. Sickening 7. Rank 8. Vomitritious 9. Heinous 10. Vile 11. Abominable 12. Crap-tastic 13. Noxious 14. Offensive 15. Execrable 16. Horrendous 17. Repugnant 18. read more