The one who judges the battle wins either way. Om nom nom. Both military men would be battered in the battle. Indeed, the slaughter would take place long before they met on the same shreds of cabbage. read more
General Tso's demonstrated military abilities give him a distinct upper hand in temporal matters, but if Haruki Murakami is to believed (and who is in a hurry to doubt one of our greatest living novelists) Colonel Sanders possesses paranormal abilities that should not be dismissed reflexively. read more