Why are the Cincinnati Bengals so bad so often?

But if you're a Bengals fan still pining for the team's signature touch of consistent nincompoopery, rest assured that Pacman Jones DID tell a cop to suck his dick ... “Officer, I'm so sorry I shot that street busker to death. But he started playing 'Hotel California' and I had a REFLEXIVE ACTION. Terrible result! read more

Probabaly not, since 2011, they have been to the playoffs less often than the Bengals and have the same amount of super bowl rings in that stretch. read more

Some people are fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. This 2017 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. read more

Some people are fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Cincinnati Bengals. This 2016 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. And buy Drew’s new book here. read more