Snoopy does a lot of things that a normal dog would not and could not do--he dances, he writes novels, he fights the Red Baron in a flying dog house, and, much like the TARDIS in Doctor Who, the dog house is, indeed, bigger on the inside. read more
More likely though, is that he carries a bullet proof umbrella. Yes, there are bullet proof umbrellas. It would be more comfortable and less obvious than a bullet proof vest. read more
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