Why isn't it smart to stay at home in a zombie apocalypse?

Actually it would be very smart to stay at home in a zombie apocalypse. It would be your smartest option, really. A realistic zombie apocalypse would last maybe…an afternoon. A few days, tops. Zombies are corpses. read more

In this ongoing five-part series, we examine what would happen if zombies, nuclear weapons, cyber wars, earthquakes, or aliens actually destroyed our planet—and how you might survive. End of the World Scenario #1: Zombie Apocalypse Coming up on December 21st, 2012, the Mayan calendar will have finished its great 5,125-year-long cycle. read more

Seriously, in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse, just stay inside, watch all the episodes of 24 back to back, then walk out on your lawn with your Corpse Rake and tidy up (you will have to buy a Corpse Rake, however, if for some reason you don't already have one). read more