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Top Ten Reasons to be an Episcopalian

No Snake Handling
No Snake Handling

In fact, I'm wearing a bright red t-shirt with the Episcopal shield on the front and Williams' list on the back -- it's been a great conversation starter over the years. Just to refresh your memory here it is: Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian (according to Robin Williams, that is) 10. No snake handling. 9. You can believe in dinosaurs. 8.

You can Believe in Dinosaurs
You can Believe in Dinosaurs

Top 10 Reasons to be an Episcopalian (according to Robin Williams, that is) 10. No snake handling. 9. You can believe in dinosaurs. 8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them. 7. You don't have to check your brains at the door. 6. Pew aerobics. 5. Church year is color-coded. 4. Free wine on Sunday. 3.

Pew Aerobics
Pew Aerobics

The Episcopal Church does not tell you what you can and cannot think. They give you free rein on your beliefs. You can believe anything without judgment and with love and support. 6. Pew aerobics. One service in an Episcopal church includes lots of pew aerobics. You go up and down a lot.

Free Wine on Sunday
Free Wine on Sunday

5. Guilt-free royal watching -- because we're Anglicans. 4. Vestments cover a multitude of wardrobe malfunctions. 3. No "second collection." 2. Washington National Cathedral? Yeah, that's ours. And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian: 1. We're the only ones God trusts enough to take the summer off.

All of the Pageantry, None of the Guilt
All of the Pageantry, None of the Guilt

5. Guilt-free royal watching -- because we're Anglicans. 4. Vestments cover a multitude of wardrobe malfunctions. 3. No "second collection." 2. Washington National Cathedral? Yeah, that's ours. And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian: 1. We're the only ones God trusts enough to take the summer off.

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