How would you hide a giraffe from the government?

Make every holiday a Giraffe Day, so there are always people dressed as giraffes walking on the street. permalink; embed .... I'd paint a tree on a wall, hope the geraffe tried to eat it, and that the government would think it was part of the mural. ... Same way I hide my additional inc... nice try, IRS but not today! read more

Deep enough for the Giraffe to stand. Give the bunker basement some windows and put in a fancy water fountain so the Giraffe can drink. I will prepare salad for the Giraffe daily. Throw some tofu on that sucker. Give it sunglasses. read more