What would an atheist say to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates?

Wow, they really are very pearly gates indeed aren't they. Would hate to see the oyster that pearl came out of”. “No offense, but I thought that your boss wasn't so keen on shellfish, oh well I suppose as long as no one ate it”. read more

If a dying atheist encountered St Peter at the pearly gates, he would realise that he is hallucinating. Rather than spend time talking to Peter, he would wake up and call a nurse. read more

Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. read more